why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
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