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shavingryansprivates:

1 in 10 household items are gay

(via asianmaid)

tltty:

I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me

(via chekhov)